So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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