Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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