they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
operation harelip BJ is a go
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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