You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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