I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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