Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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