apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
