I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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