I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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