i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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