Sry I called you an 8
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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