your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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