...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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