Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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