Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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