Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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