doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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