How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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