I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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