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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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