I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I want to stick my p in your. b.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I pour the whiskey from now on
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
