If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
