u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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