He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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