I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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