so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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