I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
A bitchslap is in order.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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