I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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