4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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