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what?
penguin condom
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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