Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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