nut hugger
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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