His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The struggles of a small town man whore
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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