hell yes lets make some ravioli
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
