She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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