I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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