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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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