i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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