Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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