Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I believe in your delicious
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
