that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
it's not cheating when I paid for it
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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