fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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