I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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