We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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