He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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