some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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