My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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