My underwear smells like fireworks.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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