between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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