How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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